Baking

     Hello all who view my blog. Today I'm going to talk about baking/being in the kitchen.  I have always been scared of the oven and stovetop since I was a kid.  That stems from when I was in 4-5th grade and when I was reaching for my poptart in the toaster oven I burnt my arm really bad.  But now in my old age I believe that I am growing a bit of an affection for baking things.  

    Here are some things that i am fond of making so far:

• Pancakes
• Brownies

    I know that that isn't much so far, but I am still kind of scared of having to reach in the oven to grab something even if I have my moms extra strong oven mitts on with silicone reinforcement.  Though I have a reasonable fear of the oven, I try not to let that stop me.  I want to make brownies again next because they are yum

    This post is really mundane from what i usually put on here because I am striving to become more normal.  Also happy September!  The way I try to be more normal is by thinking, "what if someone I hated from my school saw this?" That keeps me normal.  Also baking shit or whatever. 

me rating DreamWorks men

starting off strong with my fav- little creek from spirit 1000/10 i need him so fucking bad

general Custer from spirit- 5/10 cuz he's racist but it is NOT MY FAULT that dreamworks drew him like that

number two- Sinbad from Sinbad, hmm 10/10 need him 

Tzekel Kan from road to el dorado- oh bitch when i first saw this fucking guy i was foaming at the fucking mouth girl WHY ARE ALL THE VILLIANS FROM DREAMWORKS SO FINE?? 1000/10

Moses from prince of Egypt- 9/10 he's a married man and i don't want to interfere but he's fine

ramses from prince of egypt- hmmm 10/10 need him so bad its not funny anymore

these two fuckers from road to el dorado - 9/10 both of them at the same time

  joseph from joseph king of dreams- 10/10 he's so fine for a direct to DVD
bible movie

dreamworks men post

 FUUCCCKKKK  DreamWorks men from when they still made 2d movies WERE SO FUCKING FINE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.  

    Picture this:  I'm pacing in my room while listening to edit audios while thinking about nothing but 2d animated DreamWorks men.  Now, while I think about these 2d men who are not real, girl I'm sweating.  I'm blushing and sweating and giggling thinking about these drawings that move.  I am completely analyzing the entire phenotype of DreamWorks leading men and villains alike.  I am comparing and contrasting DreamWorks characters with Disney characters in my brain alone.  I am panting and sweating and tearing up over these MEN that are not REAL and as I individually google every single 2d DreamWorks movie i think to myself:

"oh so they made him fine.  Oh so they made him the most handsome man I have ever seen in my entire life and he isn't even real.  I think i might have to end my life over this."

    Girl I'm on some Chris chan shit with this.  Tell me why I'm giggling and blushing over the fucking guy from that fucking horse movie??  Tell me why he is literally my man?  Wait should I make a blog post where I rate the DreamWorks men that I like?  omg wait i totally should.