FUUCCCKKKK DreamWorks men from when they still made 2d movies WERE SO FUCKING FINE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
Picture this: I'm pacing in my room while listening to edit audios while thinking about nothing but 2d animated DreamWorks men. Now, while I think about these 2d men who are not real, girl I'm sweating. I'm blushing and sweating and giggling thinking about these drawings that move. I am completely analyzing the entire phenotype of DreamWorks leading men and villains alike. I am comparing and contrasting DreamWorks characters with Disney characters in my brain alone. I am panting and sweating and tearing up over these MEN that are not REAL and as I individually google every single 2d DreamWorks movie i think to myself:
"oh so they made him fine. Oh so they made him the most handsome man I have ever seen in my entire life and he isn't even real. I think i might have to end my life over this."
Girl I'm on some Chris chan shit with this. Tell me why I'm giggling and blushing over the fucking guy from that fucking horse movie?? Tell me why he is literally my man? Wait should I make a blog post where I rate the DreamWorks men that I like? omg wait i totally should.